Team Ghost, would you like me to lay a smack down on your candy asses or in this case silicone giant fake ass?  In what has to be the one of the worst ad campaigns ever in the history of Ubisoft’s Ghost Recon series or no I take that back, video game history, Team Ghost decided to get Ice-T’s wife Coco and her huge ass in on the ad.   That’s right I said, her huge giant ass.  If you are an ass man, then dim the lights, get a tissue and some jergens because you are going to appreciate this video.  However if you are more like me and are shaking your head right now at Ubisoft for thinking so little of us gamers then run along now, there is nothing to see.  Who am I kidding, I am in a land of males.  Enjoy!

In an attempt to try and please the angry Mass Effect fans who went bananas after seeing how Commander Shepard’s story ended, Bioware has announced that later this summer Mass Effect 3 will get Extended Cut DLC.

The content will be for free and will contain extending endings and Bioware promises further clarity in regards to the end of Shepard’s story.  Executive Producer Casey Hudson says,  ”We have reprioritised our post-launch development efforts to provide the fans who want more closure with even more context and clarity to the ending of the game, in a way that will feel more personalised for each player.”

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Game Informer has revealed their upcoming issue’s May front and back covers and apparently Cortana has not only grown in size, but has gotten an over the night boob job.  The highly anticipated Halo 4 which is releasing this coming holiday season graces the front and back covers of Game Informer in all of Cortana’s glory.  Let us know what you think of Cortana’s improvements.

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Creators of the upcoming Kinect only spin on the Fable series, Fable: The Journey, are saying that fans are being unfair and that they really need to just give it a chance.

Former Microsoft employee and Fable Designer Peter Molyneux said in a recent press conference that he wants gamers to know that they will not be “leaping” through the air.

“From the blogs and the posts that I’ve seen, there’s a lot of skepticism out there.  People think that they’re going to be leaping around the room or they’re going to have to shout at the top of their voice and feel embarrassed. We don’t want that – we want you to feel relaxed.”

Molyneux isn’t the only one that was on the Fable team that is speaking out.  Both Dene and Simon Carter are saying that the response has not been “fair” and that if this was a Mario game, nobody would even question it.

“Why there can’t be room for a Kinect side spin-off of the Fable franchise I don’t know.  That seems a bit odd. I can’t think of any good reason why that would not work. If this was a Mario thing for example, if this was a Mario shooter based on the Wii controller, nobody would go, ‘That’s a terrible thing. That should never have happened. That’s a betrayal blah blah blah vitriol vitriol.”

Is Fable ready for Kinect, but more importantly are fans ready to take a Kinect only Fable game seriously?

via Eurogamer

Xbox Live Arcade

• Diabolical Pitch – 800 MS Points – April 4th
• The Pinball Arcade – 800 MS Points – April 4th
• Anomoly: War Zone Earth – 800 MS Points – April 6th
• The Splatters – 800 MS Points – April 11th
• Fez – 800 MS Points – April 13th

Add Ons

• Kinect Sports Season Two Basketball – 400 MS Points – April 3rd
• Forza Motorsport 4 April Alpinestars Car Pack – 560 MS Points – April 3rd

Deal of the Week

April 3rd – 9th

• King of Fighters 98 – 400 MS Points
• King of Fighters 2002 – 400 MS Points
• King of Fighters Sky Stage – 400 MS Points
• Metal Slug 3 – 400 MS Points
• Metal Slug XX – 600 MS Points
• Trouble Witches – 400 MS Points

April 10th – 16th

• Modern Warfare 2 Stimulus Package – 800 MS Points
• Modern Warfare 2 Resurgence Pack – 800 MS Points
• COD: WAW Map Pack 1 – 400 MS Points
• COD: WAW Map Pack 2 – 400 MS Points
• COD: WAW Map Pack 3 – 400 MS Points
• COD: WAW Map Pack Bundle – 1200 MS Points

Special Sale – April 3rd – 9th

• Max Payne Sale – 33% Off

Games on Demand

• FIFA 12 – April 3rd
• Game Party: In Motion – April 3rd
• Kinectimals – April 10th
• Air Conflicts Secret Wars – April 10th
• Jurassic Park The Game – April 10th

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• Sonic 4 Episode 2 – April 3rd
• Kinect Rush – April 3rd
• MLB Update – April 3rd
• Adidas Performance Update – April 10th
• NHL Update – April 10th
• Most Wanted – April 10th
• Call of Duty Black Ops RC-XD – 160 MS Points – April 3rd – 9th
• Modern Warfare 3 Drone – 160 MS Points – April 3rd – 9th

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